The Coffee Prayer

THE COFFEE PRAYER

Caffeine is my shepherd;

I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures,

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz,

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness

for it's name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal

for thou art with me;

Thy cream and thy sugar

they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me

in the presence of thy coffee shop,

Thou anointest my day with pep;

My cup runneth over.

Surely richness and taste

shall follow me all the days of my life:

and I will dwell in the house of Mocha forever.

Amen! Amen! Amen!

~ Author Unknown